sforecast.htmlTEXTTBB6//&Xor  Football Forecast


| TOP OF ISSUE | TOP OF SECTION | PREVIOUS STORY | NEXT STORY |


Football Forecast


WEEK FIVE

 Scherrer
(44-16)
11-4		 Wilcox
(43-17)
12-3		 Chin
(42-18)
12-3		 Sauer
(41-19)
11-4		 Siva
(41-19)
11-4 		Waymire
(40-20)
8-7		 Dacus
(39-21)
10-5		 Shah
(39-21)
10-5		 Wiggins
(39-21)
11-4		 Loeffel
(38-22)
9-6		 Hancock
(35-25)
8-7
Georgia Tech at FSU GT GT GT GT GT FSU GT GT FSU GT GT
UNC at N.C. State UNC UNC UNC UNC UNC UNC UNC UNC UNC UNC UNC
Maryland at Wake Forest MARY WF WF WF WF MARY WF WF MARY WF MARY
Duke at Virginia UVA DUKE UVA UVA UVA DUKE UVA UVA UVA UVA DUKE
Tennessee at Alabama TENN TENN TENN TENN TENN TENN TENN TENN TENN TENN TENN
Southern Cal at Notre Dame ND USC ND ND ND USC USC USC ND USC ND
Iowa at Michigan MICH MICH MICH MICH MICH MICH MICH MICH MICH MICH MICH
Georgia at Vanderbilt VAN UG VAN UG UG UG VAN VAN UG VAN VAN
Florida at Auburn AUB AUB FLA AUB FLA FLA FLA AUB FLA FLA AUB
Mississippi at LSU LSU LSU LSU LSU LSU LSU LSU LSU LSU LSU LSU
Texas A&M at Kansas St. KST KST TAM TAM TAM TAM TAM KST TAM TAM TAM
Arizona St. at Stanford STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN AST AST STAN STAN AST AST
VMI at Navy NAV NAV NAV NAV NAV NAV NAV NAV NAV VMI NAV
Furman at The Citadel FUR FUR CIT FUR FUR CIT FUR FUR FUR FUR CIT
Eastern Wash. at Montana MON MON MON MON MON MON MON EW MON MON MON

Talk about lame. The shame! The humiliation! Are we going to sit idly by and let Skippy and administrators conquer Football Forecast? I say, no! All the same, we lurch into Week Five with Das Editor maintaining a slim lead over the Celebrity Forecaster. But who's that chasing him? Better stake the place out. However, Photo Girl smells an upset. Really, she does. Of course, she's the one whose idea of a luxury car is a Ford Escort. "Bimmers are for chumps," she says. "Give me four cylinders and 88 horses any day." Scuba Boy would rather be underwater right now. "That can be arranged," says the vengeful Simit. Tied with him is the co-Assistant-Adjunct-Liaison Sports Editor, who would rather be checking his E-mail right now. That message from OIT? Raj was tying up the lines by logging in 132 times in one day. What's up with Dacus and Sim? It? They're acting like the Yankees and the Braves this postseason. How the mighty have fallen. Of course, we know why they're not doing so well. Photo Boy would rather be working on his ME 3110 project right now. Actually, no, he wouldn't. Me thinks eggshells and design reports are dancing in, or on, his head. Hey, Dave, there's this dude named Rube Goldberg who could help you out... Sim! It! would rather be "Whooooo"-ing in the safety of his room right now. Hey, is tomorrow the day you wear da shoes, Sim? It? Try not to get them too scuffed up if you step on Mindy. Heck, we had to give her stilts just so she can be seen at staff meetings. Maybe Nike will make some "Air Mindy" shoes for you. Hanging at the back of the pack is Special Assignments Editor, who's so busy these days that he can't stockpile the survival gear as quickly as he should. Armageddon's a-comin'--better hurry. James Cameron won't wait much longer. Last but not least is Anne. What can we say? Chalk it up to a bad cookie week. Blessed are those who pick coffee beans, for their products will bring newspaper editors and photographers much joy. By the way, how do you spell D-U-H? Celebrities?

Questions or comments about this page? Feedback
Copyright © 1997 by Gregory S. Scherrer, Editor
and by the Student Publications Board
IIabled)Print Spool FolderIntern -1334654228trshtrshtrshtrshrenu ItemsMounted FolderSoundControl Panel (disabled) Apple ExtrasisrvIcon Mapping TableIconServices68K Bevel Buttons Push Bu  *"II E:styl:SOUPFTABSRWDTH^jstfjwrctvslct d dȬ # + 1 =