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Attention all who truly appreciate the talent of The Great Jason Floyd. It is time to let your voices be heard!
Since the beginning of last season, I have spent agonizing hours in the stands of Alexander Memorial Coliseum awaiting the moment that The Great Jason Floyd is able to showcase his incredible talent. After a year of disappointing playing time (which can be directly linked to a conspiracy reaching even to the White House), The Great Jason Floyd is finally a star.
I shed a tear when, by his mere presence on the court, The Great Jason Floyd single-handedly led our Jackets to victory over the evil Demon Deacons. Just last Sunday, were it not for a sudden gust of wind, The Great Jason Floyd would have capped his stellar performance against the reprehensible Tar Heels with a game winning shot. How can such heroics go unnoticed any longer?
I summon any Tech student who, with me, feels a rush of warmth at each mention of that illustrious name; who has known the pain of the bench and the elation of the long three; and who understands the mind of an unconscious shooter to support The Great Jason Floyd in his quest for perfection by joining The Great Jason Floyd Fan Club.
If you would like to become a founding member of this historic group, E-mail me an essay stating what The Great Jason Floyd has meant to you (or just E-mail me.)