One more PC version of "Ramblin' Wreck"

One more PC version of "Ramblin' Wreck"

"Ramblin Wreck"

I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech and a highly proficient technically educated person,
A highly proficient, highly proficient, highly proficient, highly proficient, highly proficient technically-educated person.
Like all the jolly good people, I drink the beverage of my choice clear,
I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech and a highly proficient technically-educated person.

Oh, if I had a child, listener, I'd dress the child in white and gold,
And put the child on the campus to cheer the brave and bold.
And if it was agreeable to the child, listener, I'll tell you what the child would do,
The child would yell disparaging remarks about the University of Georgia like the child's parent used to do.

Oh! I wish I had a barrel of the beverage of my choice and the substance of my choice three thousand pounds,
A college bell to put it in, and a clapper to stir it round.
I'd drink to all good persons who come from far and near,
I'm a ramblin, politically correct, highly proficient technically-educated person! Hey!

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